Hello

Yaayyssss

Sir, I’m calling from ICICI Ba..

Not interested!

Ok.

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Hello

Yep, tell me

Sir, You want loan?

Ok. Give me

Sir, Do you have a credit card?

Yes

Are you employed?

Listen, where did you get my number from?

Database, sir

Which database?

Our database, sir

Do you know a person …… whom you report to?

Yes sir.

Is he employed?

Yes sir, he’s my boss!

Do you have his number?

Of course sir! Ayyo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry sir!

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Hello

Yes, dear, tell me

Sir, I’m calling from …….

Yes, my dear, what can I do for you?

You want loan sir?

Of course my dear

Sir, where are you working?

Oh! I am retired, my dear!

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Hello

Yep

Sir, we have introduced this International Platinum card

Hmmm, Not interested!

Why sir? It’s a very good card, sir

Listen, I already have your Titanium

But sir, Platinum?

Click.

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Hello

Yeah, tell me

Sir, do you want a loan?

Are you serious?

Yes sir! Are you working?

No! I am a blogger

What sir?

B L O G G E R

So what do you do sir?

Oh I write this and that! Whatever I feel like

Sir, you don’t have a proper job?

Blogging is my job

Sir, you have IT returns?

What IT?

Click

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Hello

Yes, tell me fast!

Sir, WeareSoandSobankandweareofferingloans

Toourprivilegedcutomersandyoubeingourspecialcustomer

yougetaveryspecialoffersir

What offer?

No repayment

For how many months?

Three

And after that?

Just three percent sir.

Click


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